sgolemon / table-flip
Essential exception class needed by every good project.
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Inspired by Adam Harvey: https://twitter.com/LGnome/status/735573024825430016
if ($situation === SHIT::HAPPENED) {(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻(); }
Usages:
- throw new (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻; // TableFlip
- throw new (ノ゜Д゜)ノ︵┻━┻; // PudgyTableFlip
- throw new (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ︵┻━┻; // AgroTableFlip
- (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻(); // Function shorthand
- assert((╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻() ); // Use in an assert to only flip in dev
All three table-flip classes extend \Exception and implement the ┻━┻ interface, so the following works:
try {
$ret = doSomething();
if ($ret === null) {
throw new (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻;
} elseif ($ret === false) {
throw new (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ︵┻━┻;
} elseif (!is_string($ret)) {
throw new (ノ゜Д゜)ノ︵┻━┻;
}
} catch (┻━┻ $e) {
┬─┬ノ(・_・ノ);
}
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